15.10.08

Inspired By the Department of Community Medicine

Ok – let’s get straight to the point.

What the (insert obscenity of choice here) is the point of “record” books?

If you are studying MBBS, especially in India – you’ll know the custom I speak of. I can only hope that it’s a quirk of the educational system that’s indigenous to this wonderful nation – because if it’s not my faith in humanity’s ability to evolve will be reduced to dust. Well, not quite, but you know.

I have tried to search for a reason – and all I could come up with was that perhaps they – whoever those *%#^# were - believed in the whole “neatness, organization and learning by repetition thing.”

Yes, They, that makes total sense. Men and women who are 2 years away from holding people’s lives in their hands really need to write information in a blank book – that is already present in another book in order to get anything through their thick skulls. It’s completely logical, really. After all, what are we but the descendents of apes – our cognitive process really couldn’t deal with something like say – LEARNING!

And so, sadly, after many hours of intense contemplation, I must conclude that record books, like most other things in this world, really have no logical basis. They exist simply to make the time you spend on this planet feel a little more useless.

But what do I care – after all, don’t I believe in the benign indifference of the world?

Still….Grrr…..Waiting.

10.10.08

Ruminations


Its the 10th of October 2008 and this blog has been around for some time now.

I've been reflecting intensely on things for one year and seven months - and that, really hasn't changed my life too much. Perhaps its time to change tactics. The answer isn't really in asking the questions - which I've really become quite good at over the past 2 and a half years - and not even in looking for or finding the answers - but letting life answer its own questions. If that sounds like a vague, philosophical excuse for actually participating in life - thats exactly what its not. I suppose I actually have to start engaging - experiment to find the answer to the hypothesis and all that.

Maybe this blog needs a purpose now - its just been floating about in cyberspace, all alone. I think it needs to be rooted now.

Something will present itself, I am sure.


5.10.08

All The Things You Ever Didn't Want to Know About Me and Much Much More (Etc)

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In IIT Madras at Coffee Day
2. Who are you in love with?
Take your pick
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No i can't claim to have done that. When I brought my crayons to India in the 2nd grade they all melted bc i left my backpack out in the sun...a big congealed mass of color. It would have been quite attractive if I wasn't so upset.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
I am currently color blind - my eyes refuse to open beyond just the monitor
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Hmm...about 2.5 months ago. City Centre - didn't even have a Shawarma - which as everyone knows is the point of city center..
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes and ear muffs and gloves without fingers...Chennai Fools! Although that doesnt stop some people :)
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
what...why?...no
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
which town? I don't know.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No i have not
10. Are you hot?
Once again...to clarify - i live in Chennai people! So i think the answer to that is obvious.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Lumpy mango juice
12. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans and a kurti
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
The rain washes my imaginary car
14. Last food that you ate?
Dairy Milk Wowie?
15. Where were you last week at this time?
Passed out in my bed in hostel - where i usually am
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nope - though i did go shopping today coz i got bored of walking and needed a break from the heat
17. When is the last time you ran?
Today - to cross the road. The 5 meter dasH! Yeah!
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Boy's soccer game at Sports Culturals
19. What is your favorite animal?
Kangaroos I think. I like the way they bounce...Shit are there FIFTY questions?
20. Your dream vacation?
O god - this list would go on forever. Somewhere, with lots of nature, and culture, and adventure and beauty and FOOD!
21. Last person's house you were in?
Saumyaaaaaaaa
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broke my ankle playing B'ball
23. Have you been in love?
Hmmm....not yet
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Considering i am sitting here answering random questions about myself I clearly miss a lot of people last now
25. Last play you saw?
Don't Drink the Water - Woody Allen - by Malya Aditi International School
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Ataxia and DID
27. What are your plans for tonight?
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Shivam - and blogspot
29. Next trip you are going to take?
Baangaluurruuuu
30. Ever go to camp?
yup yup yup yup yup yup YUP
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Hell yea! Thats about all I was - but yup.
32. What do you want to know about the future?
If I...no too involved
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
what? no...why would i be wearing perfume for this?
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Sure why not
35. Where is your best friend?
Around
36. How is your best friend?
Good - bored perhaps
37. Do you have a tan?
Yup. well kinda a negative tan - do tan lines count?
38. What are you listening to right now?
The Fan
39. Do you collect anything?
Regrets and Dreams
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Facebook
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
I dno
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes...what kindva stupid question is that?
43. What does your last text message say?
Lol any luck trying to sleep now?
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Yes...No...Maybe...TIRAMASU!
45. Last time you took a shower?
Morning.
46. Do you need to do laundry?
For once - no
47. What is your heritage?
Look at the damn picture
48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yes I am
49. Are you rich?
I have access to the internet - so YES!
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Talking